News Flash: Jonah knows how to properly conjugate the subjunctive… something I did not teach him, and a feat with which this grammar-nazi mommy — who was hick-born and bred (and proud of it!) — still has difficulty. Seriously, kid?
Meanwhile, already the clear front-runner for family comedian, our 2 1/2 year old son Bode (Bo-dee) has blessed our 2009 with quite a bit of (to us, at least) verbal hilarity. A few highlights from the last month or so:
(holding a toy car, blanket, you fill in the blank) “MOOOOO-MYYYYYY! Bubby tried to take this from me away!”
Related… his favorite game: “Hey! You try to take this from me away!” (runs away screaming joyfully)
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Daddy: “Don’t eat your ice cream too quickly, kiddo. You might get a brain freeze.”
Bode: “You know why I wike a brain freeze? Because I have a big head.”
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Mommy: “You know, Bode, Mommy can’t be everywhere at once.”
Bode (enthusiastically): “But Daddy can be every day at wunch (lunch)!!” What??
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And some fun words: “Moose-kit” (music); “Oran-gen” (orange); “Shoos” (juice); “Shees” (cheese); “Ward” (Lord); and last but definitely not least, “Breastest” (breakfast) … and yes, I know, there are many puns to be made on that one. I think Hubby has already thought of 12.
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Speaking of cute children, I cannot for the life of me figure out where 2009 went. I have begun to realize — after three+ such periods in my life — that pregnancy and newborn-ness causes one to completely lose track of time… either that, or those conditions cause you to enter into a sort of sleep-deprived time warp wherein you don’t even care what day it is for days/weeks/months on end, and then when you finally wake up and determine to care about the day, you realize they’re all gone for the year. Something like that, at least.
So I at last have woken up, and it’s about to be 2010… yippee!
Now, I’m not a huge resolution-maker by any means. If I want to make a change, I just do it… no waiting until the start of a new year. Like this year, I resolved that once Annie was born, I would (by any means necessary and healthy) drop the 40-ish pounds of baby weight within 5 months. Mission accomplished. I can’t say I was the most pleasant person to be around during some of those days, but I got ‘er done.
I also FINALLY finished reading through the Bible. It took three years. I originally planned for it to take one year. Better late than never! But I loved being able to read through it all (even though it took forever!), and this year — starting tomorrow — I’m joining my new bloggy friend Andrea and reading through the Bible again, in ONE year this time, chronologically. She will be posting each day’s reading, and/or you can download the reading chart from her blog. I’m excited and nervous at the same time. But the accountability will sure be helpful! What do you say… anyone want to join our dive into the Word?
I’m also wondering who would be up for joining me in another quasi-intellectual pursuit. For those of you familiar with classical Christian education (all two of you out there!), professor and author Susan Wise Bauer has a companion book to her well-known resource The Well Trained Mind called The Well Educated Mind. It’s for all of us who didn’t have the benefit of a classical education, helping us to teach ourselves how to read and think critically by using some of the greatest books/works ever written. I was contemplating starting a bloggy book club of sorts, reading through this book, then reading through all the works in the order she suggested. There are five separate areas of focus: fiction, autobiography, history, drama, and poetry. Each section’s selections are read in chronological order so as to see how each author built/expanded upon/deviated from the works that came before. Over the course of a complete study of a genre of literature, you can see more clearly “historical continuities and innovations” and better understand literature that you may before have considered to be too challenging or complex.
For example, here’s the (ahem) fiction list: Don Quixote, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Gulliver’s Travels, Pride and Prejudice (yippee!), Oliver Twist, Jane Eyre, The Scarlet Letter, Moby-Dick, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Madame Bovary, Crime and Punishment, Anna Karenina, Huckleberrry Finn, The Red Badge of Courage, Heart of Darkness, The House of Mirth, The Great Gatsby, Mrs. Dalloway, The Trial, Native Son, The Stranger, 1984, Invisible Man, Seize the Day, One Hundred Years of Solitude, If on a winter’s night a traveler, Song of Solomon, White Noise, and Possession. Whew! There are many in here I’ve never read; others I look forward to reading again with a more critical and enlightened eye.
I’ve wanted to do this for a long time, and finally will be doing so with at least one friend here in Denver (right, Eliza?), but I would love to work through it with as many of you as possible as well… if you’re willing! I have absolutely no idea how long this will take, but I can’t wait to get started. If you think you might be up for it, comment below and get Bauer’s book. I’ll try to start this all a week from Monday, assigning reading for all of us to do each week, then talking about it the next. I think I’ll call it “Grow Your Mind Monday”. Maybe I’ll even figure out how to make a blog button for it. Now THAT would be an accomplishment. 🙂
And before you say it: yes, I’m nuts. I don’t plan to get a ton of sleep this year. But I do plan on digging both into God’s great Word and into some great literature! What do you say (other than you think I’m crazy)? Anybody with me?